Definitions by Bill Flynn

white walled balls 

When a man (me) with itchy balls uses too much gold bond his sack gets a tough outer enamel made of compacted powder and dried sweat.

I have white walled balls so bad it looks like I fucked the easter bunny.

white walled balls by Bill Flynn December 2, 2005

Ticker 

1. A person's heart (usually used when the heart is not healthy).
2. A wristwatch.

We have a history of bad tickers in my family. Uncle Larry died of a heart attack and so did Grandpa Ron.

I don't need a ticker anymore; I just use the clock on my cellphone.

Ticker by Bill Flynn November 24, 2005