Definitions by Big guy 1463

Shit strings 

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’

‘I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings’

Shit strings by Big guy 1463 April 4, 2024

Batty bomb 

A turd so big/heavy that the water drenches your arse when it hits the bowl

Jesus Christ, my arse is wet from that ‘batty bomb’ I just did.

Batty bomb by Big guy 1463 June 5, 2021