Shit strings

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’

‘I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings’

by Big guy 1463 April 04, 2024

Batty bomb

A turd so big/heavy that the water drenches your arse when it hits the bowl

Jesus Christ, my arse is wet from that ‘batty bomb’ I just did.

by Big guy 1463 June 05, 2021