Big Brett the Bomb Threat's definitions

bitched up

When everything goes to hell. The state where carefully planned situations completely fall apart.

Well, I thought I had a plan but now everything is all bitched up!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat January 1, 2004

Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003