Definitions by Big Brett the Bomb Threat

bitched up

When everything goes to hell. The state where carefully planned situations completely fall apart.

Well, I thought I had a plan but now everything is all bitched up!

bitched up by Big Brett the Bomb Threat January 1, 2004

Scoots 

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

Scoots by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003