A EWAShock also known as a "Video Game Jobber" is someone who makes other players look good. Unlike an actual "jobber", a EWAShock doesn't lose on purpose, but truly believes they are the best.
Person 1
"Did you go to that tournament last weekend? Man, I felt like I was in a room full of EWAShocks!"
Person 2
"That's funny, was he convinced he was still better than you after you beat him?"
"Did you go to that tournament last weekend? Man, I felt like I was in a room full of EWAShocks!"
Person 2
"That's funny, was he convinced he was still better than you after you beat him?"
by Big Bob Schlacci August 18, 2011