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Definitions by Big Black Rape Crime
Smurf dick
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when she so tight it squeezes the blood from
your cock
causing it
to go blue
in color
That pedo had
smurf
dick
from
that kid
Smurf dick
by
Big Black Rape Crime
June 25, 2017
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