Definitions by Big "Boss" Dog

Army 

Easier Than Eagles Scouts Yet Harder Than Cub Scouts. If You Can Write Your Name On The ASVAB, And Get Your Phone Number Right Within 2-Digits, The Army Might Be For You.

Army General: "I Popped A Drug Test And I Could Only Do 2 Pull-ups, So The Marines Laughed And Sent My Folder To The Army Recruiter And Look At Me Now!"

Army by Big "Boss" Dog December 6, 2010