Biffy Malibu's definitions

pie in the face

This is a move created for the up-tight women who think they are gods gift to the world created from Dallas, TX. During a blow job, when a guy is about to go, she refuses to swallow or have you go in her mouth. Some women even go to the extent to say "I dont want that STUFF anywhere near me," well this is for you girls. When you are releasing your load, go in your hand. Without her knowing it rub it in her face. A swirling motion gets the best results, and smacking it on her face is for the brave at heart.

I was fed up with her being prude, the job was not done, so i gave her a pie in the face.

by Biffy Malibu April 23, 2006