Definitions by Berts FrAnTic FREAk :)

bert mccracken 

mmm The most insanely hottest person ever exsisting in this WORLD! mmm hot hot hot like a lepricons tail, and even an upside down rainbow!

RUFF, id do just more than hump his leg ;)

bert mccracken by Berts FrAnTic FREAk :) August 15, 2003