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Smeg Stains
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that little
bit
of
jizz
that just kreeps down the side of
ur
trousers and crustifies
ben
laden what the fuck is that smelly
bit
of
smeg
doing on your fuckin mums turbon
Smeg Stains
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Ben Gaz joe
December 15, 2003
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