grade school dick

When your penis erectates, but still cannot perform coitus due to it being a pliable and soft erection.
I was gonna fuck that chick but I was only working with a grade school Dick and couldn't get it harder for the life of me!
by Batman's Nutz June 05, 2016
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Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.
Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!
by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023
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