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Definitions by Batman's Nutz

Shitting Seasons 

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.
Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!
Shitting Seasons by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023

grade school dick 

When your penis erectates, but still cannot perform coitus due to it being a pliable and soft erection.
I was gonna fuck that chick but I was only working with a grade school Dick and couldn't get it harder for the life of me!