1 definition by Bass Ventura Fret Detective
I’m 30-34 years old, still wear wife beaters, dickies shorts, and skate shoes as an every day outfit. I maintain a constant neck stubble at all times, and have a small penis. I drive a wannabe monster truck (most likely a lifted, white Dodge Ram) with a tint that looks really cool. Make no mistake: I WILL beat you in a drag race to that next red light.
by Bass Ventura Fret Detective May 2, 2018