1 definition by Baron Von Bitch-slap

A Bear is a large, burly homosexual man who likes to punish and sodomize smaller men called "man slaves" or just "slaves" for short. Bears typically are into motorcycles(Biker Bears) Tools and fixing things, Hunting and fishing, sports and anything else rugged and manly really. Bears can't really be called gay, they are just so manly that they don't like women. Bears tend to almost ALWAYS have shaved heads and big beards, they tend to dress in leather jackets, flanel shirts, jeans and anyother manly attire. Bears typically listen to hard rock and old school Metal like Motorhead, Judas Priest, Manowar and Slayer ect. A good example of what a typical bear looks like would be Kerry King of slayer.
"Hey man, lets go to home-depo and go Bear spotting!"

"Dude, Kerry King is such a freakin' bear!"
by Baron Von Bitch-slap November 27, 2004
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