Definitions by Barack Obama's Cousin

dick welfare 

Giving dick to someone who hasn't had any in a long time because they need it.

Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."

Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."

dick welfare by Barack Obama's Cousin November 13, 2018