Definitions by Ban Gua

CFL 

Crappy Football League. A Canadian football league with only 8 teams and 6 make it to the playoffs. A place for NFL rejects and no talent Canadians to shine. Any Canadian with talent will go to the NFL (i.e. Doug Flutie, Mark Rypien, etc.)

The size of the football is a monstrosity. Old and washed up bums continue to play in the Crappy Football League.

American: So you watch football?

Canadian: Yeah I watch the CFL.

American: Oh the Crappy Football League that they have up North? LOL, how is that league exciting when theres only 8 teams and they're always playing against each other. Go watch real football like the NFL.

Canadian: OK

CFL by Ban Gua November 8, 2009