Bald Boy 's definitions

Squash

A slang word for oral sex. Similar to head, skull or dome.

Yo hunny just give me some squash!

by Bald Boy November 8, 2021

parked a fart

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.

Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.

by Bald Boy February 18, 2018

bubblah fart

A wet fart that bubbles out of your anus

We were watching the football game today and Scottie ripped a bubblah fart. All I heard was the ripple and it stunk to high heaven.

by Bald Boy May 10, 2018

Pootay

Another word for a fart usually used at younger ages

Oh jeez do you smell that? I think young Scottie did a pootay.

by Bald Boy September 12, 2019

curly cough

When a pubic hair gets caught in the back of your throat causing you to cough.

Vinnie had a date with Andrea last nite and woke up this morning with the curly cough.

by Bald Boy January 13, 2018