Baggie is Laggy's definitions

Homestuck

A cult that will ruin your fucking life. Like it will literally rip your soul out of your body. Your wife Karen will leave you and take your kids. You'll end up living in your mom's attic again. Don't join Homestuck under any circumstances.

Jeff: Hey bro what are you doing?
Grumpus: Reading Homestuck.
Jeff: Oh wow! I fucking hate you now!
Grumpus: Saaaaaaame...

by Baggie is Laggy March 22, 2019