assplanation

The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)

"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."

by Brandy October 27, 2004

SMH

*Smack my head* or *Smacking my head* in a constant manner.

blonde: yes, they're real!

brunette: *smh*

by Brandy March 14, 2004

atomic fart

A very smelly fart and causes people to gasp for air and eventually have to open the windows.

I think someone died in here or someone let loose an atomic fart.

by Brandy May 15, 2004

piss like a racehorse

When you have to pee very bad!!

Damn, I have to piss like a racehorse and my teacher won't let me go to the bathroom!!

by Brandy March 25, 2004