1 definition by BIGSEANDAWG1
The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping
Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
by BIGSEANDAWG1 March 27, 2020