Definitions by BDH, JDG, ERO, EA

blinders

Absurdly large women's sunglasses that mask the face from proper evaluation. Most notably worn by women of substandard appearance. Unlike horse blinders, these do not block the vision of the wearer but that of the passerbyer. Synonyms: Slut Goggles.

Put those blinders back on you ugly cock monger.

blinders by BDH, JDG, ERO, EA April 11, 2006