Definitions by BB _Wolf
pretty mike
A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
pretty mike by BB _Wolf May 5, 2020
throat gonorrhea
A raging infectious virus that affects the throat. It is believed to have been incubated by an Amazon ginger with freakishly large hands feet and ears. She resembles a former professional wrestler.
throat gonorrhea by BB _Wolf May 2, 2020
sippin on tea
Something a drug addicted egotistical narcissistic douchebag alcoholic business owner would say he was doing when he was actually doing drugs and getting drunk. Especially if this individual does not like tea.
sippin on tea by BB _Wolf April 27, 2020