4 definitions by BB _Wolf
A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
Look at how pretty Mike dances.
by BB _Wolf May 6, 2020
A raging infectious virus that affects the throat. It is believed to have been incubated by an Amazon ginger with freakishly large hands feet and ears. She resembles a former professional wrestler.
by BB _Wolf May 2, 2020
Something a drug addicted egotistical narcissistic douchebag alcoholic business owner would say he was doing when he was actually doing drugs and getting drunk. Especially if this individual does not like tea.
Where have you been? Sippin on tea!
by BB _Wolf April 27, 2020
A Term used to describe a group of followers on a specific social media platform. The term "Linkies" was created by the most beautiful amazing woman to ever exist. She is courageous and genuine.
by BB _Wolf April 10, 2020