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When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
If you want a decent funeral, make sure that a friend removes all the porn from your home. Otherwise your near and dear might find out secrets about you...
Before I had my operation, I asked X if he could be my porno cleaner. He accepted, but wanted to borrow some things.
by B. E. Morton June 12, 2006
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