Definitions by Awex Skeeter

1000000th Base 

Taking a shit in space, and having sex with the shit flying around you. When finished, smear the shit on your face and use it as face cream, whilst your parents film the act and a catholic priest cheering you on

I totes got to 1000000th base last night

Thats alot of poop

1000000th Base by Awex Skeeter March 24, 2010