Average Monkey's definitions

AUGUST 29TH

National Steak Curtain Day. By law, every alpha male is required to grab the steak curtain of the baddest bitches.

Chad 1- Bro I really wish I could grab her meat purse
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day

by Average Monkey August 28, 2019