Definitions by Average Monkey
AUGUST 29TH
National Steak Curtain Day. By law, every alpha male is required to grab the steak curtain of the baddest bitches.
Chad 1- Bro I really wish I could grab her meat purse
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day
AUGUST 29TH by Average Monkey August 28, 2019