National Bald Day

September 13th, you looked it up to prove to your dad, bf, or some man in your life that there really is a day you can torment them on their baldness. EXCEPT CANCER. If they got cancer then that's TOO far. Ladies, September 13th is your time to shine, and for baldheads to shine as well.
Me: Hey Tony! It's September 13th!
Tony: Huh?
Me: It's National Bald Day you bald baboon
by Avee4 April 14, 2021
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