22 definitions by Army of turtle land

When you swallow a whole pack of burning siggarets and eat napkins afterwards so that you won't have to buy toilet paper.
The act of eating siggarets is an act of tomfoolery
by Army of turtle land February 6, 2023
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People who think pizza is a sandwich.
Person 1: Who parked their car on my sandwich?!?!?!!!??
Person 2: That's a pizza you homosexual.
by Army of turtle land December 5, 2022
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When you vomit at acceptable levels
The Sims 3 patch notes:
Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels
by Army of turtle land November 17, 2022
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A social Acapella band from Israel that operates teen ensembles in different cities in Israel. It's goal is to make people connect socially through music. They're actually trying to make the world a better place and they don't only care about money.
Vocabanai is a teen Acapella ensemble that is operated by the VocaTikva band.
by Army of turtle land March 6, 2023
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If you really are looking up the definition for the word "lonley" on urban dictionary, than you most definitely are lonley.
Lonley

It's like toast, only worse in every way.
by Army of turtle land December 13, 2022
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If you looked this definition up you're either blind, Colorblind or can't speak English

If you're blind: how the hell did you look this definition up?

If you're colorblind: This is just a definition and it's a picture of the color or the fruit. and even if there was one, you wouldn't be able to see it in the correct color because your color blind

If you can't speak English: there's no reason for you to read this because you're not gonna understand it anyways.
Which orange came first, the color or the fruit?
by Army of turtle land November 17, 2022
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