22 definitions by Army of turtle land

Semi bisexual

A straight person who wants to be part of LGBTQ+ community for some reason

Person 1: I'm Semi bisexual.

Person 2: What does that mean?

Person 1: It means I'm bisexual but I'm only attracted to 1 gender.

Person 2: Which gender are you attracted to?

Person 1: The opposite gender

Person 2: I think you only have 1 braincell left and you use it to breathe.

by Army of turtle land December 5, 2022

Sleep

Why don't you try to get some instead of looking up this useless definition!

Sleep

It's unobtainable

by Army of turtle land December 13, 2022

Asians

People who all look the same

Why are people so obsessed with asians?

by Army of turtle land March 6, 2023

The Stanley Parable

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I could have typed this for infinity but there a limit to how many characters can be typed in a definition.

There are many ways you can use The Stanley Parable in a sentence, and I can assure you that this is definitely one of them.

by Army of turtle land April 26, 2023

Canis Canem Edit

The game "Bully" but for fancy people.

Person 1: I'm playing Bully
Person 2: Well, I'm Playing Canis Canem Edit *fancy classical music intensifies*

by Army of turtle land November 17, 2022

Girl

A human that doesn't have a wang

Girl

by Army of turtle land January 28, 2023

Goggle.com

When you accidentally type "Goggle" when searching for Google.com and then your computer explodes.

Fuck!!!! I accidentally Typed Goggle.com instead of Google.com!!!!!!
Now my PC in full of viruses!!!!!!!
I'm screwed!!!!!!

by Army of turtle land February 6, 2023