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On the 27th march, 1977, two 747s collided and 583 people died. They were a KLM 747-206B and a Pan Am 747-121. The cause was low visibility, rushing to take off and poor communication. 70 initially survived but 9 died due to injuries later so 61 survived in the end.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 3, 2025
Get the Tenerife disastermug. by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 19, 2025
Get the upairmug. The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.
Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 9, 2025
Get the iPhone 17mug. iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B8
iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B9
iPhone XS = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A4
iPhone 11 Pro = Airbus A319 with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A5
iPhone XR = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A1
iPhone 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A3
iPhone 12/12 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B4
iPhone 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM 56-5B6
iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A
iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G
iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700
iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700
iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo
iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000
iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B9
iPhone XS = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A4
iPhone 11 Pro = Airbus A319 with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A5
iPhone XR = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A1
iPhone 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A3
iPhone 12/12 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B4
iPhone 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM 56-5B6
iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A
iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G
iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700
iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700
iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo
iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 1, 2025
Get the Apple = Airbusmug. by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 6, 2025
Get the Apple iPhonemug. by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing October 19, 2025
Get the byootymug. The personality that once you take on, will probably result in everyone abandoning you, everyone you've ever known hating you, you most likely taking it up the ass repeatedly for it.
If you're thinking about becoming a karen, it's a sign you seriously screwed up in life and should seek help. Seriously.
Seriously stop reading this and go get help, or just remember that the majority of the stuff you complain about employees, managers etc cannot control. Just do it. You'll thank me later. Your loved ones will thank you. Your mother will thank you. Your father will thank you. People you probably never known will just be grateful that you're not a karen.
If you're thinking about becoming a karen, it's a sign you seriously screwed up in life and should seek help. Seriously.
Seriously stop reading this and go get help, or just remember that the majority of the stuff you complain about employees, managers etc cannot control. Just do it. You'll thank me later. Your loved ones will thank you. Your mother will thank you. Your father will thank you. People you probably never known will just be grateful that you're not a karen.
Watching someone act like a karen in a public area, unable to help or call for help because you yourself have acted like one. That is the definition of hell. Recovering from being a karen is the hardest thing, not just physically but mentally. You will lose your family and friends, you will be destroying your life. You can't get a job, you'll have a criminal record, you'll be classed as scum of the earth. Life for karens is being labelled with the stigma of being the failure, don't do it. It is not worth risking your reputation.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 5, 2025
Get the karenmug.