1. A feminine hygiene product used to clean out the vaginal region after sex, as to keep it from smelling after a while. 2. The word that Lauren Barnes doesn't know the meaning to.
Example 1:
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"
Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"
Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."
by Anti-Lauren Barnes June 04, 2005