Definitions by Anonymous /b/tard googly eyes

R. Perry 

Analogous to R. Kelly, an R. Perry is the act of urinating in an underage male during anal sex. This is, of course, in reference to Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry.

Dude, why did you just R. Perry me?! Now I have santorum AND piss in my ass!!!

R. Perry by Anonymous /b/tard googly eyes January 16, 2012