Evans

Someone who is just completely terrible at something... Sports, for example. Can't play, misses the ball all the time, scores numerous points for the other team. Usually a nice guy, moderately intelligent and good natured; you just don't want him on your team. A curse will follow you should he be placed there.

Prone to making bets he can't win.

Can normally be spotted with loud laughter and talking good natured smack.
Guy 1: Man... They got a killer team.

Guy 2: That MAY be true... But... Check out center field. He's a total Evans.

Guy 1: Ahahaha... Good eye.

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Guy 1: *Leaps for ball, misses, eats dirt*

Guy 2: I knew you were an Evans. We're soooo going to lose.

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Guy 1: You hear that guy makin bets and talkin' smack earlier? Sounded pretty serious.

Guy 2: *waves hand* Don't worry I know the guy, he's a total Evans.

Guy 3: Yeah, totally.

Guy 1: Cool cool. Thought he might be, but he had me sweatin' for a minute.
by Animus Argentis December 21, 2009
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