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The action of freezing the male genitalia until turning blue then smashing the penis with a hammer. If a hammer is not in the vicinity you can pour antifreeze down the urethra with a small tube. The act of "thawmaxxing" will result in stronger foreskin that can be used in combat
Person 1: do you like thawmaxxing?
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!
by Angry_Salad March 25, 2024
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