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Definitions by An NP Panther

Newbury Park

The #1 safest place to live in the United States as of June 9, 2007.
As proclaimed by a US crime rate study.
Dude, Newbury Park is fucking awesome!
Where's that?

Southern California!

What's there? What happens there?

Nothing! But it's safe!
Newbury Park by An NP Panther April 1, 2009