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Definitions by Amityville Whorer

The Mason Crosby 

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.
Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.