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when someone says real talk it's when someone talks openly with the truth, sometimes used in a funny way when talking about something silly
Arin: Hey Jon, look at that goomba!
Jon: Real talk; that fuckin' mountain's staring at us!
Arin: Holy SHIT AHHHH!
Jon: I KNOW, RIGHT!
by Ambidextroid December 21, 2012

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To masturbate.
The meat fiddle is in reference to the penis, thus to strum or play the meat fiddle is to jerk upon the penis.
I was sitting in class and I thought I could hear Will strumming the meat fiddle.
by Ambidextroid November 01, 2015

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