3 definitions by AlphaShagger69
a school of alpha males where the teachers force you to do pe and every couple of years a registered sex offender joins the long list of names of students from the school typically known as the owners of Purley they walk around like proper solid lads. also noted their headteacher looks like a hedgehog
Girl 1: “is that a John fisher lad”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s proper alpha ain’t he”
Fisher lad: “hello specimens, check out my new air max 97s”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s proper alpha ain’t he”
Fisher lad: “hello specimens, check out my new air max 97s”
by AlphaShagger69 July 23, 2019
The Greatest Alpha of all time. All hail the mighty apple crumble. Winner of Alpha of the Year 2016, 2017, 2018. He flips desks on a daily to assert his dominance and loves a good bowl of crimble crumble. The don also loves a good row. His signature move is whistling through his teeth. Unfortunately in the last couple years he has gone under the radar.
by AlphaShagger69 March 10, 2021
a fruity don who looks like a rat and a mix of dobby and creature.
if you ever see him, run. he longs for penis
if you ever see him, run. he longs for penis
by AlphaShagger69 March 10, 2021