DM

Dildo Master. Plan and Simple. Need I say more? Exactly.
D-Master: dude.. my girlfriend broke up with me... she said i was being an asshole.

Smart Guy: actually.. no your wrong. if you were an asshole you would still be together with her right now. you were just being yourself, DM.
by Alpha Male Taz February 19, 2011
mugGet the DMmug.