Definitions by Allen Perkins

britney spears 

A mentally defective, inept skank-whore that operates like every other immature celebrity. Despite being a dumbass to a disgusting extent, she happens to earn more notoriety in the news than the Iraq War. Terrible.

"Humans" like Britney Spears should be exterminated ASAP.

britney spears by Allen Perkins August 20, 2007

iSociety 

A society that thrives on products with the letter "i" before them.

The iSociety is in the middle of an iCrisis.

iSociety by Allen Perkins August 7, 2007