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An oaf capable of unleashing the stinkiest farts known to man.

Basically Lenny off "Of mice and men".
Don't let him tend to your rabbits.
Doesn't know his own oaf strength, strangled his last 5 girlfriends by accident.

Either has the smallest little packer you've seen or the longest fatest cock ever.
Shags his brother.
Marcus you fucking fat oaf.
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