Definitions by All Mighty Muffin Lord

Purple Pistol 

The act of slapping a girl in the face with your penis (similar to a russian tattoo so hard that your penis breaks in a perfect 90 degree angle and bruises.

"Man I mean't to give that girl a russian tattoo, but I ended up with a purple pistol."

Purple Pistol by All Mighty Muffin Lord February 22, 2009