Alexander Johnson's definitions

Cupcakes

Cupcakes are not just a normal baked good, in fact, by some they are considered infinitely powerful tools. Essentially, they are synonymous with complete Global Domination. Thus, the ability to bake these sweet delicacies is seen as an extremely valuable asset to those wishing to pursue the goal of total global control.

V:"Me and Georgia are having a Bake-a-thon! We're making cupcakes!"
A:"Oh no! The world is in danger!"

by Alexander Johnson October 25, 2006