Al Gore's sex toy's definitions
When a lover takes the liberty to defecate on their significant others chin, lips and cheeks. The mouth is typically closed which would allow for a resemblance of a black/poop brown beard. The lover than can optionally top it off by accessorizing a poo-Santa hat if the said lover has any feces left to share.
(Typically done laying down, but for an extra challenge can be done upright.)
(Typically done laying down, but for an extra challenge can be done upright.)
Monica gave me a Dark Santa for Christmas last night, it was more a gift for her than it was for me.
by Al Gore's sex toy September 4, 2010
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