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To savagely beat someone with a common low-lying shrub whilst aggravated.
Verm returns home to find his wife doing another man. He gets aggravated thus feels the need to beat her with a shrub. Verm was sentenced to five years community prostitution service after allegedly committing Aggravated Shrubbery against his wife.
by Al Coon July 21, 2010
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