Definitions by Affable Douche

good thing you don't keep guns in the house 

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.

Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

good thing you don't keep guns in the house by Affable Douche December 3, 2013