Definitions by Aerianne Fairchilde

twat waffle

Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.

Mark is such a Twat Waffle. He can't even fart without Heather's permission.

twat waffle by Aerianne Fairchilde December 14, 2008