twat waffle

Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.
Mark is such a Twat Waffle. He can't even fart without Heather's permission.
by Aerianne Fairchilde March 12, 2007
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