Definitions by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit

Professor Hotfruit 

A non gender specific individual that exudes sex appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.

Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."

OR

Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."

Professor Hotfruit by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 12, 2010