Definitions by Adam "spankum"

lilly pad 

a proper lilly pad is a chunk of fecal matter floating on a paper towel in the toilet. the creator of the lilly pad must first lay down a paper towel, then proceed to shit on it. if the shit comes out too fast, the shitter risks sinking the lilly pad so proper care is required.

I went into my ex-girlfriends hair salon and let massive lilly pad floating in her toilet.

lilly pad by Adam "spankum" April 21, 2008