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A once popular actor, now a fat sack of crap with a ponytail. You can easily mistaken him for Steven Seagal, another fat sack of crap with a ponytail.
Man, I had no problems with you being fat, but since you grew your ponytail, you look like Val Kilmer! Get rid of it.
by AM91 May 18, 2011
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