Definitions by A pile of pancakes

erectus maximus 

Ancient times:The Ancient Roman god whom controlled all erections
Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on

Bob: Sup! Erectus Maximus
Random Guy:What?? I don't have a stiffie!
Bob: your such a liar

erectus maximus by A pile of pancakes September 27, 2008