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Sam

Sam- A person, or douche bag, that refuses to believe he is flawed and may as well just go suck a fat dick and call himself a cock. The only way he gets laid is to get drunk and fuck a fat chick. Yes, this is true. Also short for, Small Ass Muncher.

Dude don't pull a Sam; That chick is fat as hell.

by A person!!! February 23, 2010