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Abby is honestly just a weird girl. Like, she'll make random noises at random times. She's also really mean. Like if you let your guard down, she'll insult you about anything. At the same time, she's really cool. Cause she has these monkey feet that she uses to pick up random things with. She's really fun and nice to be around (when she doesn't bully you). She's usually the star player on the volleyball team, and she has a lot of odd flexes that you just have to be impressed with. She loves cracking her bones and blowing into your headphones. And you should never make an Abby mad, cause if you do, you're a dick. But if you do, just buy her a pop tart.
by A count with a large penis September 11, 2019
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